showtuna:

group projects

mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

foxnewsofficial:

love yourself so we have something in common

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

whedonesque:

Of course Clark Gregg knows what S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for.

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

vinegod:

I recorded this last night and I should have deleted it by Kurtis Conner

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

i-might-be-misha:

jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

Just a slight diversion

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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed