gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

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there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

What’s interesting about good and moral people is that they actually have to try and function in a word that isn’t. And the older you get, the more interesting that becomes. Because it’s also the hardest thing to do in the world. (x) (x)

anatomicalart:

peacake:

necnill:

theprosefool:

He’s yummy but I’m mostly just reblogging because LOOK AT THAT SKILL

DAT SHOULDER LIFT.

why isn’t this an Olympic sport yet?

Who could ask for a better 360° reference

Marvel: this character is dead
Marvel: totally dead
Marvel: definitely
Marvel: how dare you suggest otherwise
Marvel:
Marvel:
Marvel:
Marvel: ...lol jk

amaranthliebe:

ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

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I find myself incapable of not reblogging this.

I don’t even watch spn but I laughed so hard, the faces, omg

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

illaminati:

saltedvagina:

i have an increasing sexual attraction towards potato foods and it’s scaring me

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ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

nerd-do-well:

everybodyandtelevision:

matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names

idk man benedict is gonna have to fight ezekiel for the top

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lameborghini:

im not funny but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh at my own jokes