piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

robotlyra:

Today on the MBTA, someone called 911 over a lady puking on the subway, claiming she was from Liberia and had Ebola. After they had stopped train service on the Orange line, and escorted her away with a horde of cops and medical responders, it was finally established that she was actually of Haitian descent.

The Ebola epidemic is going to spin off into full-on hypochondriac racism really fast, mark my words.

lifehackable:

How to relationship.

kushaw:

when u fave person no careimage

screencap/gif meme
↳ looking down

siriusblaack:

You look like a badass. That’s what matters. [x]

(x)

sergioelmuerto:

fuck nudes, send me clothes i need new clothes

supersmashkev:

JESUS CHRIST

queercap:

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