This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…
I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
This is the type of Jedi I would be
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
He’s yummy but I’m mostly just reblogging because LOOK AT THAT SKILL
DAT SHOULDER LIFT.
why isn’t this an Olympic sport yet?
Who could ask for a better 360° reference
I find myself incapable of not reblogging this.
I don’t even watch spn but I laughed so hard, the faces, omg
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
i have an increasing sexual attraction towards potato foods and it’s scaring me
why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going
hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm
matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names
idk man benedict is gonna have to fight ezekiel for the top
im not funny but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh at my own jokes